Wednesday, August 6, 2008

My Calling

I have finally decided what I want to do.


I want to be a CSI. Yep. A crime scene investigator.


I've been watching all the episodes of the CBS show, from the beginning, on Netflix. I am now up to Season 5 disc 3. I think that makes me qualified to do the job. No need to go to college or take any kind of training, I can do it. I don't like science, or biology or chemistry, so I'll just skip all that.


How hard can it be? I can take the photos of the crime scenes. Easy as pie. I have a camera, and I love to take pictures. All of my subjects will be lying still, so that should be simple. No problem!


Being nosey comes naturally to me, so asking questions and walking around looking suspiciously at potential suspects is right up my alley! I have always wanted to be a spy, so this urge will come in handy for that particular aspect of the job.


I am a mom, so picking up evidence around the murder victims will be a piece of cake also. Fingerprints, hair samples, clothing fibers....nothing to it.


Oh and I work well with others, so just pair me up with this guy, and I think we'll do a great job together.




I can start today!

11 comments:

Sherri said...

One word...... "HOT!!!"

Anonymous said...

I told my mom the other day that if I knew about forensics when I was at school, I totally would have gone in that direction. And met some hot guys along the way!

Caroline said...

I am a total CSI junky (still think LV is the best of the bunch...plus David Cruso drives me nuts with his one liners). Yeah, Nick Stokes (even his TV name is hot) is my kinda guy...maybe I will join you in this job (but the cat fights might get nasty).

Little April said...

WOW that is a nice picture I think I might use that one as my screen saver lol!

lynn said...

If only it were that easy, hey?
That is one nice pic. I never really paid much attention to him when hubby was watching.

Kelly said...

you know I never watched that show because I was a snob and thought the opening song 'who are you?" was retarded..but then my hubs started to watch csi miami because it was in high def and now I am hooked..haha
oh yeah..if you need some help..I can be that guys assistant or something..I'll follow him around and wipe the sweat off his brow..hee hee

Apple Joos said...

If it weren't for dealing with dead people, I'd be all over it.

Anonymous said...

awesome! thanks for your input on the swap! i'm so glad you want to be a part of it!

Anonymous said...

Yeah, and I'll be your assistant!!

Rhonda said...

I totally second that!! I love the show, and I'd love to be his partner too! lol

Tonya Staab said...

Sign me up for a little bit of that.

I LOVE that show.