Time to 'fess up, again!
I confess... that it was I who is guilty of 'polluting' a public restroom of a major department store last Saturday! *Embarrassing*...ya know when you walk in a restroom somewhere and you just want to pass out and you wonder who done it? I done it! I had to, people. When Mama gots to go, she gots to go! I stayed in there quite a while, and only one other person came in, once I ran off the woman that was already in there when I entered. Sorrrryyy!!
I confess... that I have been watching a lot of trash TV lately. Like Jersey Shore. Oh goodness gracious, how I love me some Snooki! She cracks. Me. Up! I want to go and spend a summer with her and the others somewhere. Anywhere. I just know it'd be a blast. They could teach me a few things, and I could (try) to teach them a thing or two! Like how to cover their boobs, perhaps??
I confess... that there may or may not be other things for which I am guilty of, but I shall refrain from boring you with them....
Have a great weekend!
18 comments:
Isn't trash TV so addictive! Sometimes I just can't believe I waste my time but as soon as it is back so am I.. I am so ashamed but it is nice to know I am not alone!
Have a great weekend!
I LURVE me some trash tv. I'm a junkie. My husband says that I'm losing brain cells by the second when I'm watching it, but I don't care. It amuses me. I watch Jersey Shore sometimes and I'm totally hooked on Jerseylicious (on Style). So funny!
I'm with ya on the first one too...when you gotta go, you gotta go. I've been known to hold my feet up in the stall so I can't be recognized later...and I flush a lot. I'm a frequent/courtesy flushes. I figure it might keep the smell down a notch. I do what I can. LOL :)
Great confession! Hope you have a fabulous weekend!
I confess that I started to watch Jersey Shore back when it first came on. I had to make myself stop...but oh I have other trash tv vices.
That's hilarious! {The potty situation.} Well, not when you're going through it, but it was funny to read :) Sorry if you hate me now!
I, too, am into trash TV. It's an addiction, and I'm totally okay with it ;)
trash TV...ohh you and I both!
its so gross...why do we watch?
are we that bored?
lol
and yess...cover up those boobies...and OR cheeks...lol
:)
your a cutie!
I love your honesty! You know you're a Mom when doing your business in a piublix restroom qualifies as quality alone time!
Jersey Shore....ugghhh My 16 year old has now started calling Thursday Jersday.....I hate, hate, hate that freaking "smush Room"! Nasty, dirty little hamsters!
You just crack me up, Amy! You know, I've taken a peek at "Jersey Shore" and I just can't watch it. Do those people have any brain cells...SERIOUSLY???
Oh my gosh I have been guilty of that before too. If somethin hits my belly wrong there is no holding it up. Cramping, hot sweats... gotta get it out!
Sadly I am addicted to Jersey Shore too. I cannot look away, I HAVE to watch this train wreck. It is so incredibly gross but I still watch. Oh another awful habit, I have watched EVERY season of Real World... yep, I am 33 years old & I watch MTV. So sad huh!
You are absolved of all your sins:-)
I've been the polluter before too. I especially hate it thought when it's a single stall bathroom and there's someone waiting to get in there when I come out!
So not boring! I love reading things like this. Keep 'em coming :o)
Bahahahahaha! I love your first confession! You are a brave woman to confess to that...I still try to convince my husband girls don't poop. ;-) I guess if anything's worth doing, it's worth doing BIG!
Pregnancy and Barnes and Nobles does that to me. I don't know what it is about book stores, but it makes me have to go. No matter what. LOL!
Oh Amy, how could you? LOL Did you at least do a courtesy flush? Been there too though and always hoping there's no one else in there!
LOL about the potty...oooopsey! when you gotta go you gotta go.
Jersey Shore i WAS addicted...then something happened on the show and i broke up with them...i can't remember what it was.
I have only seen one episode of Jersey Shore. And all I can remember about it was that the GUYS were the ones doing all the cooking and cleaning.
That, and the "it's tee shirt time!" song.
Laughing. I think we've all been found guilty of a little bathroom pollution....:)
Trash tv is the best tv IMO! I love being swept away for 30 minutes (or longer) into their life. It's like being a fly on the wall...
hahaha, you are funny!!!
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