Thirteen years ago today I gave birth to my very first child. A girl. I named her Chelsea.
As each day goes by I can see her maturing, and I wonder what her future holds.
Today is hard for me because not only am I the mother of a teen, I know that my own mom, who if she were still with us, would be so proud to see her first grandbaby grow into a beautiful young woman.
We have a radio at work and we listen to the same station every day. We all like the same music, thank goodness. However, this particular radio station plays the same songs pretty much over and over throughout the day and some of them drive me nuts.
Lady GAGA for instance?? She is a freak, and that is me being nice. Calling her a freak! Because I tell you what, worse things come to mind.
Who in the hell is requesting this crap day in and day out? I want to meet one of her fans. So I can slap the crap out of them!
Take for instance her song, BAD ROMANCE. I hate it. Plain and simple. I was told if I thought the song was wierd that I should watch the video. Which I just did. Holy moley...
Here are the lyrics...my comments in red.
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (I am already grimacing when it starts!)
Caught in a bad romance
Ra Ra-ah-ah-ah Roma Roma-ma
GaGa Oh la-la yeah, gag gag, oh la la....a real brain though up these lyrics! Want your bad romance hello! Who the heck wants that, I had it babe, it ain't fun!
I want your ugly I want your disease oh dear Lord in Heaven! Are you serious?? I want your everything As long as it’s free Ok, yeah the disease is free hun, and you will get it! I want your love Love love love I want your love
I want you drama no thanks, I would pass The touch of your hand I want your leather studded kiss in the sand whatev! I want your love Love love love I want your love
You know that I want you And you know that I need you I want it bad A bad romance
I want your love and I want your revenge You and me could write a bad romance I want your love and All your lover’s revenge You and me could write a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Caught in a bad romance Ra ra-ah-ah-ah
Roma roma-ma GaGa Oh la-la Want your bad romance
I want your horror I want your design seriously?? ‘Cuz you’re a criminal As long as you’re mine at this point yeah, you'd have to be! I want your love Love love love I want your love
I want your psycho Your vertigo shtick WTF???? Want you in my rear window Baby you’re sick I know you are, but what am I??? I want your love Love love love I want your love
You know that I want you (’Cuz I’m a free bitch baby) oooook And you know that I need you I want it bad romance Your bad romance
I want your love and I want your revenge You and me could write a bad romance I want your love and All your lover’s revenge You and me could write a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Caught in a bad romance Ra ra-ah-ah-ah
Roma roma-ma GaGa Oh la-la Want your bad romance ok, I get your drift, you said this like 50 times
Walk walk fashion baby work it Move that bitch c-razy Walk walk fashion baby work it Move that bitch c-razy Walk walk passion baby work it I’m a free bitch baby speechlesss....yes, I am
I want your love And I want your revenge I want your love I don’t wanna be friends ok, and why not? you want everything else
Je veux ton amour Et je veux ta revenge Je veux ton amour not even gonna guess what this means, don't wanna know! I don’t wanna be friends (Want your bad romance I want your bad romance) Want your bad romance!
I want your love and I want your revenge You and me could write a bad romance I want your love and All your lover’s revenge You and me could write a bad romance
Caught in a bad romance
If that was not bad enough, watch the video. I am sticking stakes in my eyeballs now! Yuck!
Shannon of "Welcome to the Nuthouse" is hosting Table Topics Tuesdays and this week's discussion is :
What possession of your spouse's/significant other's would you most like to throw away?
As most of you know, I am not married, so I will go with 'significant other' here. I do have a boyfriend and at my age, I am not really sure if that is what I should refer to him as...manfriend? Anyhow, on to the topic at hand.
There are several things of my 'significant other's' that I would love to throw away. So I have mentioned only a few.
Firstly, his music collection. I absolutely hate it. He loves high energy, DJ mixed type music. I am not a fan. Give me my rock 'n roll!
Next, it would have to be that disgusting spit cup. Yes! He dips. Skoal. I can deal with it to an extent, but do not leave your gross cup with the paper towel soaked Skoal fragranced saliva in it, hanging around for all to gag over.
Last but certainly not least, those black slip on tennis shoe type loafers with the picture of a white skull on them. They are old and falling apart and you have worn them all that they are worth. And then some. Plus, you are 43, it's time to 'dress' your age!
This is my first time participating in Fresh Mommy's "Sunday Citar" so I would like you to take this opportunity to join in also. I love her thoughtful and heartfelt posts, not to mention the beautiful photos that she takes.........
Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. ~Kay Knudsen
I just had a 4 day weekend. Boy, was it nice! One of those days off was because of Mardi Gras. That would be FAT TUESDAY for those who do not know. The last day before lent. In my opinion, it's yet another excuse for a bunch of idiots to get drunk and act crazy, but whatever.
I went to two parades and neither one of them impressed me much. Years ago there were tons of floats and lots of partying, but both parades were pretty small this time. Maybe it was because the temps were only in the low 50's and us southern people are more accustomed to 70 degree humid weather.
In 'real' English this float would read Crew of More Fun. Yeah, I come from a very distinguished state that prides itself on proper English....Who Dat? Mmmm, hmmmm!
I was trying to get a good shot of the horses and these 'mardi gras revelers', but as you can see there, homey on the left is trying to wave at me? Flirt with me? Maybe pick me up? Or is he is just drunk? Whatever the case may be...he scares me. If I disappear, put this photo on "America's Most Wanted"!
For those of you who 'fussed' at me for not posting any photos after I told you about my new camera, I would like to direct you all to my other blog. Now, I have had it for a while, and I horribly neglected it over the last few months, but I am bringing her back to life!
Some of you already 'follow' me and maybe a few of you do not even know about it. Now is the time to jump on over and check out some of my work and let me know what you think. Any constructive criticism, ideas, hints, tips or photos you would like to see, are all welcome!
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