Saturday, April 25, 2009

Vehicular Homicide At It's Best

I do not know what I was thinking.

I saw her in the road. Just sitting there. Helpless. Hopeless.

I thought she would move. Jump out of the way. Run. Fly. Something!

But nothing. She just sat there and looked at me with those sad eyes. Fear screaming out, but I could not hear.

I did not swerve or hit the brakes. I did not even slow down. Nothing.

I ran her over. Flat as a pancake. Her mother tried to help her, but it was too late. She was gone.

Off to birdy heaven.......

Please do not tell the authorities of my whereabouts! I think that little birdy was suicidal anyway. She wanted me to hit her. Yeah, that's it. I am innocent by reason of her insanity!





I'd like to thank Amy @ Keeping Up With The Schultz Family for this awesome award. She was such a sweetheart to pass it along. As you know, there are tons of rules and regulations, stipulations and whatnot that go along with these things, but as usual, I am breaking them all. I forward this along to each and every one of you who visit me regularly. You all rock.



This award came from Anissa @ Learning Together Hand in Hand. Go over and visit her, she has some cute blog designs and some sweet-faced kiddos. Thanks Anissa!

10 comments:

Susie said...

I have killed before. The squirrels in my neighborhood know to stay clear of my car!!

Anonymous said...

My son would of killed me! He is a big time animal freak!!

Congrats on your award -- I have one on my blog for you too.

MediMonsters said...

Is it wrong that I am laughing...but I have the greatest sympathy for the bird and his little birdy family. I am laughing at the story, not the suicidal bird. Really I am!

Congrats on your awards.

Alexis AKA MOM said...

Oh man you had me there girl. Phew blew me away and then came the laughter .. LOL

Two other of my favorite bloggers :). Congrats on the awards!

Amy said...

Congrats on your awards. You story got me also. I think I have seen that happen before. I do not know what those birds are thinking sometimes.

Christina - Rant Rave Roll said...

My birds have been suicidal too. They seem to be jumping from the treetops around here before learning to fly. I keep finding their crumbled bodies throught my yard. Must be something in the air.
{HACK}

Anonymous said...

You would think a bird would have gotten out of the way!

Congrats on the awards.

lynn said...

Your secret is safe with me! I've had my fair share of animals dart out in my path.

Queenie Jeannie said...

I'm a major squirrel murderer. I feel your pain, lol!!

Congrats on the two awards. You totally deserve both!!!

jmt said...

Poor bird! It sounds like the sad little pigeon that wouldn't move for me...but I swerved and then nudged him to the curb when I parked. He wasn't able to move...so sad. :(